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ed-free-maggie:

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey

(via danieljvaladez)

So funny!!

Went on my first trail bike ride today..pretty intense, I wanted to give up so bad but pushed through it….my legs feel like logs..gonna do a two mile run tomorrow! Need to get in shape for April..

Haha

#truth